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If someone said this to me I would totally say yes to a date
- Boy: Did it hurt
- Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
- Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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- Tom Hiddleston: Hi, it's nice to meet you.
- Me: I want to have sex with you.
- Tom Hiddleston: Excuse me?
- Me: Did I fucking stutter?
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